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Partly inspired by the great adventures of the Spectrum era, “Hampstead” and “How to be a complete bastard”, this game casts you in the role of Mr Dave Crowe, unemployed slob, who must overcome not having any discernible skill or trade whastsoever – in order to climb the pillars of society and earn the respect of his peers.


“That’s half an hour of my life I won’t get back.”

Mr R.P Smeddly, Stockport

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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